Showing posts with label The Demented Dementor Series. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Demented Dementor Series. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


The Demented Dementor Strikes again...

*And the Muggles watch, in
helpless silence/ or sadistic pleasure?*


O Demented Dementor,

Demented you’ll always be ..

Fly away to Azkaban,

And let our souls FREE :(


Tired of your Howlers,

Which you oh-so-louuvv to send!

Self-proclaimed Messiah,

You are but one FIEND..


I would have called it Pity,

This sentiment I feel,

Had it not been so strong,

To crush you under a Wheel ..!


Did you have a bad childhood?

And has it damaged your brain?

Err.. well I would have felt Sorry,

If you weren’t so brutally vain…


You know what, O Demented One,

*Sigh* you are a You-Know-Who,

Within your ten feet, would come no one,

Lest you should bite, or scratch or BOO!! :(


And they would all rather suffer in silence,

While you trample them, with delight

Sheer cowardice, or criminal inertia?

For the victims refuse to Fight..


Oh there are Ludo Bagmans,

And Lockharts, and Barty Crouch…

And there are Demented Dementors,

Who under White Cloaks crouch!!


At least Ludo, Barty or even Snape !

Would steer clear of our way..

We don’t like the sight of them,

And the same they’d have to say!!


But You, Oh Demented Dementor!!

You wouldn’t rest in peace,

Unless you hound each one of us,

And our happiness fleece!


Pathetic aren’t you, with a mouth so foul,

That’s spared no single soul,

And yet, you seek overt-camaraderie,

Beats me what is your Goal!!


Where do you fetch such verbal muck?

The Municipality Dump? I wonder..

Too bad, they let you loose from there,

To strut, to insanely thunder…


I pray for your current victim,

for none would be by their side,

People’s conscience is perhaps dead,

They’re all busy being nice and snide.


I cringe at your uncouth ways,

I cringe at those who refuse to speak!

Are they being innocent fools?

Or clever politicos guised as Meek!


Go away to Azkaban,

Though St. Mungo’s would also do,

But no! there you’d feed on innocent souls,

At least the Deatheaters Deserve you!! :( :(


-The-solitary-member-of-the-Order-of-the-Phoenix



*Arps, Meet ..sic sic .. sshhhhhhh ... YOU-KNOW-WHO right ;) .. will give u the exact updates in person * ..... PS. recall the outstanding traits of DD, and appreciate the analogy with Howlers :D

Sunday, March 9, 2008

The Rime on the Demented Dementor ............... :)


It is a Demented Dementor,

And he stoppeth one of three;

By thy hollow head, and unbridled tongue,

Wherefore stopp’st thou me?

There are tens of things to do,

I have no time for verbal sparring!

Spare me, O’ Demented Dementor,

For I’m in no mood for warring!"



He holds him with his dagger-eye- the goon!,

“I need an answer! ” quoth he,

Hold off! look away, you dreadful loon’

Instead, launches a war-cry He!


With past flashes of His Dementoring Act,

The victim shudders in fearful chill,

And surrenders in lack of evil-tact,

The Dementor hath his will!


His mouth spewing inane-est gobbledygook,

Index finger dancing madly in air,

The Victim, cries with a pleading look,

And yet, he cannot choose but hear!


Dementor, Dementor- yells everywhere,

And does-/can not pause to think!

Dementor- demented and unfair,

No scope for friendly link!



Gathering all his dignified right,

The victim heaves a composed sigh:

“Dementor, Get Out of my sight,

for Thou dost infect my eye”.


Ah! One Doomsday, This Dementor,

In my destiny was Flung,

Instead of the Cross,

This Albatross,

Around my neck was hung …




For the uninitiated,

Demented = affected with dementia/ crazy/insane, and

Dementor = a Black, evil hooded creature that sucks happiness of its victims wherever it goes, and thus spreads gloom, despair and fear.

:D



Monday, February 18, 2008

** I began writing this post on Jan 29, but left it mid-way and finished it today.

This post does not contain the next chapter of “The Cold War”.

I shall continue the story, though maybe intermittently.

I wanted to write about something else today.

Arps, it’s an allegory again :P – you are perhaps the only one from whom I can expect appreciation and understanding of this post. ( knowing you very well, in case the word “allegory” has just rung a distant bell in your head, and you are trying to figure out as to where exactly you have heard that word before.. *hehe.. did I hit the bullseye?*, let me give you a clue .. “The other side of the Hedge” ?? aaah… did it click now? Yeah… I can almost visualize that silly broad grin on your face (complete with the “oooohhh yesss..that ..)” ;) ..

Anyhow, just to leave no room for doubt and for the benefit of the readers of this blog who are not Arpita et al (if such a breed does exist at all) let me explain.

An allegory is a symbolical narrative; an expression of abstract or such other ideas through the use of characters, events etc representing or conveying the same.

This verse is based on a recent experience. I don’t feel like elaborating here.

As usual, God bless the concept of Blogging for its cathartic effects.

Morality on Lease

You’ve heard of Adam, You’ve heard of Eve,

And their Sin and the Fall, today we grieve.

But apart from the lad and the fallen maiden

There was someone else who’d lived in Eden.

It was a Flower, all pure white,

They called it the ‘flower of Divine Light’

‘twas purest of the pure they said

And Never one to be swayed or led.

The flower- flushed with pride would say,

I’m all white, not a hint of gray.

I’m all white, it would sing,

peace and light, I’m meant to bring.

Lord made me so, Lord made me so,

The rose, the lotus are far below!

And Lord liked him, above them all

Bright it bloomed, slender and tall;

“It’s the white flower- sacred and pure

Straight and steady-above any lure!”

And one fine day, when the evil snake,

Cornered Eve, and the monster spake:

You must eat the fruit that’s deemed forbidden

And win all power with which it’s ridden!

And Eve- the Fall woman, true to her clan

Slarred the conscience of her ‘innocent’ man,

And they ate the fruit, breaking their oath,

At once, The White Flower, before God he quoth,

“I saw it Father, and heard them say!

They traded your love, for power today!”

And The Lord, enraged, ousted the pair,

With a heart wrenched with hurt and despair.

The White Flower, shone still more bright,

Soundly Smug with sheer delight,

And the serpent watched from a tree nearby,

Smirk on his face, and contempt in his eye.

Now, there were also rules for the flowers laid,

For every bee they fed, every pollen they made.

Such was the rule, that they could not allow,

Black bumble bees, near them anyhow!..

For they were evil and sinful all

and yet all the flowers would give ‘em a call!

For all felt, being ‘good’ was just no measure,

For the joy offered by this “guilty-pleasure”..

Among them was another flower- white,

And though it shone much less bright,

For The White Flower, it posed a threat,

What If its standards, one day that one met?!

So, it always fished for an upper hand,

Over its rival, in God’s blessed land.

How often he would grieve aloud before Him

About how all the others mingled at their whim!

Black bees were bad, black bees were sin,

And one day, the evil snake used ‘em as a gin.

It plotted with one, a clever design,

To lure the White flower into crossing the line:

And watched from a distance, eyes wide shut,

As It went ‘astray’ from its morality strut..

The bee had hovered over it some while,

Just that, it did not even take much guile...

And a small whisper, that “God’s away for now…

You can break your word, it’s not even a VOW!"

And The Flower, the White Flower,

The Flower Oh-I’m-So-in-the-right

With such ease, and brazen shrug,

Tripped over, for an indulgence trite…

.....

But did it ‘trip’? I wonder so,

Or did it ‘choose’ to let it go,

Not ‘trip’, as a one-off-accident,

But a conscious move, a moral-dent?

The Rose, the poppy- they all exclaimed,

“O White Flower, aren’t you ashamed!

You who trumpet your white-ness so,

And condemn our shades as sinfully low,

You sinned, you did what is not upright!

Does that befit a Flower of Divine Light?"

And the guilty flower,

So, ideally you’d think;

Would blush to repent, or at least blink,

But no, here’s the catch: (and yes, reality bites!)

It snapped back with a loud-“I- know-my-Rights.”

‘Period’. Period, indeed, I say..

And in this ‘period’, the catch lay!

There was no Eden, there can be none,

Utopias are just that- they can’t be done.

What good was an Eden that bred evil within?

What good is a ‘good’ that fears a sin?

How could just an apple ruin all that was pure?

Oh! How pure is a soul, that easy to lure..?

In such an Eden, so They define,

Morals and ethics, each line by line..

When simple logic’s blown out of size,

And adorned and sanctified in words all wise,

Then you get these apples, and, snakes and bees,

And You get White Flowers- Morality on lease.

(I'm not sure the right message is conveyed to a third person thru these lines, still....gluck Arps! :D)