Confessions of a Raconteur... {Archives}

The Demented Dementor Strikes again...

*And the Muggles watch, in
helpless silence/ or sadistic pleasure?*

O Demented Dementor,

Demented you’ll always be ..

Fly away to Azkaban,

And let our souls FREE :(

Tired of your Howlers,

Which you oh-so-louuvv to send!

Self-proclaimed Messiah,

You are but one FIEND..

I would have called it Pity,

This sentiment I feel,

Had it not been so strong,

To crush you under a Wheel ..!

Did you have a bad childhood?

And has it damaged your brain?

Err.. well I would have felt Sorry,

If you weren’t so brutally vain…

You know what, O Demented One,

*Sigh* you are a You-Know-Who,

Within your ten feet, would come no one,

Lest you should bite, or scratch or BOO!! :(

And they would all rather suffer in silence,

While you trample them, with delight

Sheer cowardice, or criminal inertia?

For the victims refuse to Fight..

Oh there are Ludo Bagmans,

And Lockharts, and Barty Crouch…

And there are Demented Dementors,

Who under White Cloaks crouch!!

At least Ludo, Barty or even Snape !

Would steer clear of our way..

We don’t like the sight of them,

And the same they’d have to say!!

But You, Oh Demented Dementor!!

You wouldn’t rest in peace,

Unless you hound each one of us,

And our happiness fleece!

Pathetic aren’t you, with a mouth so foul,

That’s spared no single soul,

And yet, you seek overt-camaraderie,

Beats me what is your Goal!!

Where do you fetch such verbal muck?

The Municipality Dump? I wonder..

Too bad, they let you loose from there,

To strut, to insanely thunder…

I pray for your current victim,

for none would be by their side,

People’s conscience is perhaps dead,

They’re all busy being nice and snide.

I cringe at your uncouth ways,

I cringe at those who refuse to speak!

Are they being innocent fools?

Or clever politicos guised as Meek!

Go away to Azkaban,

Though St. Mungo’s would also do,

But no! there you’d feed on innocent souls,

At least the Deatheaters Deserve you!! :( :(

-The-solitary-member-of-the-Order-of-the-Phoenix

*Arps, Meet ..sic sic .. sshhhhhhh ... YOU-KNOW-WHO right ;) .. will give u the exact updates in person * ..... PS. recall the outstanding traits of DD, and appreciate the analogy with Howlers :D